{"id":153,"date":"2006-12-21T21:22:34","date_gmt":"2006-12-22T03:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/?p=153"},"modified":"2012-11-09T23:56:27","modified_gmt":"2012-11-10T05:56:27","slug":"but-we-certainly-wont-be-naming-any-of-the-hatchlings-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/2006\/12\/21\/but-we-certainly-wont-be-naming-any-of-the-hatchlings-jesus\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;But we certainly won&#8217;t be naming any of the hatchlings Jesus.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Monday<\/strong><br \/>\nThe other day I mentioned Miorad Pavic&#8217;s <em>Dictionary of the Khazars<\/em>, subtitled &#8220;A lexicon novel.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Monday afternoon I left the department later than expected after having spent much of the day grading and waiting for students to show up and collect their old work. I stopped by the Mediterranean Cafe for a sandwich and tea (evidently it is just Earl Grey and mint, with sugar &#8230; nevertheless delicious), and I walked toward Fair Trade, intending to enjoy a coffee and read for a while, but it was far too busy for that, and since the bus was not due for another fifteen to twenty minutes, I walked across the street to Avol&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>A quick look through the fiction section uncovered a &#8220;female edition&#8221; of Pavic&#8217;s book, and although it contained passages underlined by a blue ball-point pen, for $5.95 it was a good deal. I paid for it just in time to catch my bus. I also saw two copies of Donna Tartt&#8217;s <em>The Secret History<\/em>, but I want to research the book a bit more before picking up a copy, and they were a bit pricey.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Science<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2006\/12\/19\/science\/19butt.html?_r=1&amp;oref=slogin\">Scientists May Have Found Those Nabokov Baby Blues<\/a>: &#8220;In the 1940s, a decade before achieving international renown with &#8216;Lolita,&#8217; Vladimir Nabokov solidified his reputation as a lepidopterist by reclassifying the wide-ranging North American butterfly genus Lycaeides, the &#8216;blues.'&#8221; It is also remembering, especially when so often &#8216;artists&#8217; are associated with a cult of genius and take on the roles of prophets, priests, or monks, that many practicing artists are and were practitioners of other skills and professions.<\/p>\n<p>When I think about <em>blues<\/em> I also think of <em>Blue Gender<\/em>, a somewhat trippy and violent anime series from a few years back. It loses cohesion as the episodes progress, and the mystical-eco-transhumanism, as I like to call it, seems to be a rip off of the more engaging and well-known <em>Neon Genesis Evangelion<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The <em>Isthmus<\/em> this week contains a story entitled &#8220;The New Evangelicals&#8221; &#8230; not quite the same thing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/news\/archive\/2006\/12\/20\/international\/i101653S77.DTL\">Virgin Dragon Prepares to Give Birth<\/a>: &#8220;In an evolutionary twist, Flora the Komodo dragon has managed to become pregnant all on her own without any male help. She is carrying seven baby Komodo dragons.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The article says &#8220;evolutionary twist,&#8221; but parthenogenesis (back to <em>genesis<\/em> again, it seems, no evangelicals necessary) is nothing new. Relating it to fiction, one will, perhaps, think of a similar plot if not evolutionary twist in <em>Jurassic Park<\/em>, relating not to self-impregnation, but to environmentally induced spontaneous sex change, and David Brin&#8217;s novel <em>Glory Season<\/em> deals extensively with parthenogenesis in a futuristic (post-)human society.<\/p>\n<p>It is hard not to like this much-discussed story about and photograph of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2006\/12\/18\/nyregion\/18whale.html?_r=1&amp;oref=slogin\">whale vomit<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stupidity<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/n\/a\/2006\/12\/20\/international\/i065821S89.DTL\">Woman Puts Baby Through Airport X-Ray<\/a>: &#8220;A woman mistakenly put her 1-month-old grandson through an X-ray machine at Los Angeles International Airport, authorities said.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It takes great stupidity on the part of both the grandmother and the baggage screening monitors for something like this to happen. Carelessness, at least, but I attribute carelessness at work (when you&#8217;re <em>supposed<\/em> to be working a sort of &#8216;security&#8217; detail) to stupidity.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2006\/12\/21\/us\/21koran.html\">Congressman Criticizes Election of Muslim<\/a>: &#8220;In a letter sent to hundreds of voters this month, Representative Virgil H. Goode Jr., Republican of Virginia, warned that the recent election of the first Muslim to Congress posed a serious threat to the nation&#8217;s traditional values.<\/p>\n<p>CNN reports it as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/POLITICS\/12\/20\/lawmaker.koran\/index.html\"> Lawmaker won&#8217;t apologize for &#8216;Islamophobic&#8217; letter<\/a>: &#8220;A Virginia congressman will not apologize for writing that without immigration reform &#8216;there will be many more Muslims elected to office demanding the use of the Quran,&#8217; his spokesman said.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I report this under <em>stupidity<\/em> rather than <em>bigotry<\/em> because while Virginia Rep. Virgil Goode, a Republican, is clearly a stupid bigot (see the linked articles for evidence, and, for good measure, use some common sense), the good people of Virginia are stupid for having elected him &#8212; racists don&#8217;t just happen: they are made and tolerated. This is the same state that this year gave us George &#8220;Macaca&#8221; Allen ([<a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2006\/08\/14\/AR2006081400589.html\">1<\/a>], [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/news\/feature\/2006\/08\/16\/allen\/\">2<\/a>]).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Culture<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/c\/a\/2006\/12\/20\/DDGM0N26GJ1.DTL\"> Chanteuse with a harp mesmerizes sellout S.F. crowd<\/a>: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dragcity.com\/bands\/newsom.html\">Joanna Newsom<\/a> gave new meaning to the term &#8216;going medieval on you&#8217; Monday night at the first of three sold-out shows at Great American Music Hall. Her methods are much subtler than those of, say, Randy Savage, the Undertaker or Andre the Giant.&#8221; Andrew seems to recommend her. In Berlin last spring we had a beautiful harp performance as part of the Berlin Seminar &#8230; it&#8217;s not one of those things that you think you&#8217;ll like, but then you do &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Several months I saw <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nolinovak.com\/index2.html\">Noli Novak<\/a>&#8216;s site dedicated to her stipple illustrations; the other day I came across the link again. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ralphlgoings.com\/\">Ralph Goings<\/a>&#8216; photo realism is also a nice diversion. The results are pretty, and occasionally beautiful; what I admire, if anything, is the skill and patience necessary &#8212; skill I wish I had in that medium.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel Kehlmann&#8217;s <em>Die Vermessung der Welt<\/em> (Reinbek bei Hamburg: Rowohlt, 2005) has been translated into English (<em>Measuring the World<\/em>). I saw it at Borders on Tuesday and came across a review or two online. I still haven&#8217;t read my copy, which I picked up at the Hackescher Markt. The German &#8220;Vermessung&#8221; can also be translated as &#8220;Measurement,&#8221; but &#8220;Measuring&#8221; as a gerund, as the process of doing measurement, also works. It seems my native dialect is one that accepts &#8220;<em>may<\/em>surement&#8221; and not just &#8220;<em>meh<\/em>surement.&#8221; No IPA today.<\/p>\n<p>I appears that Frank Sch\u00e4tzing&#8217;s <em>Der Schwarm<\/em> has also appeared in English. I prefer the German cover &#8212; it looks like an eye, but could also be a top-down view of a jellyfish.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wednesday<\/strong><br \/>\nOnly when I got on the bus yesterday to go to the department so as to return more student papers did I recall that a 5pm post-defense-beer was in order for Kim, who had her defense yesterday afternoon. I arrived early and ate a sandwich; then I saw M.S. shortly before 5. When Lynn (got some Kahlua cookies!) arrived we joined him and a professor from Geography, and then we switched tables to the arch between the Stiftskeller and the Rathskeller &#8212; it has great acoustics, such that you can, if positioned correctly, carry on clearer conversations with those across the way than with those right next to you.<\/p>\n<p>Most departed early, but a half dozen of us drove to the Weary Traveler for dinner; Dave and I managed to get a large corner table before the rest arrived. One Two-Hearted Ale and a Bob&#8217;s Bad Breath Burger later I eventually paid and left, but not before a few interesting conversations with the geographers and their friends\/SOs.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Currently<\/strong><br \/>\nAs for the books I&#8217;m reading, I&#8217;m still in the middle (well, not yet quite the middle) of <em>House of Leaves<\/em> and loving every page of it &#8230; even those that would drive a copyeditor and typesetter crazy due to the complexity.<\/p>\n<p>Most of Die Prinzen&#8217;s song &#8220;Popmusik&#8221; is rather disposable &#8212; one definition of the pop music, one might say &#8212; though it takes a break from its extensive and at points excessive sampling and ADHD singing for a brief spoken-word segment:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Weisst du eigentlich, was Pop-Musik kann,<br \/>\nSie ist tanzbar und regt zum Nachdenken an,<br \/>\nEs geht um Pop<br \/>\nDie Definition von Popmusik ist hinl\u00e4nglich bekannt,<br \/>\nDas ist Hoch- Hoch- Hochinteressant,<br \/>\nEs geht um Pop,<br \/>\nDoch im gro\u00dfen und im ganzen gehts ums Tanzen<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Do you know, actually, what pop music can do? \/ It is danceable and inspires reflection \/ It&#8217;s about Pop \/ The definition of pop music is sufficiently well known \/ It is highly- highly highly interesting \/ It&#8217;s about pop \/ But all in all it&#8217;s about dancing<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What this aside discusses (the song itself does not deliver) is put into action in so many pop songs, but I think &#8212; sticking with the German vibe for a moment &#8212; it is quite nicely expressed by Wir Sind Helden&#8217;s &#8220;Von hier on blind&#8221; (and by &#8220;Gekommen um zu bleiben&#8221;).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday The other day I mentioned Miorad Pavic&#8217;s Dictionary of the Khazars, subtitled &#8220;A lexicon novel.&#8221; Monday afternoon I left the department later than expected after having spent much of the day grading and waiting for students to show up &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/2006\/12\/21\/but-we-certainly-wont-be-naming-any-of-the-hatchlings-jesus\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[106,102,105,104,95,101,103],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myspace","tag-die-prinzen","tag-dragons","tag-german-literature","tag-islamophobia","tag-khazars","tag-nabokov","tag-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}