{"id":734,"date":"2013-03-14T23:14:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T04:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/?p=734"},"modified":"2013-03-15T12:54:39","modified_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:54:39","slug":"2013-03-14-if-you-wish-to-make-an-apple-pie-from-scratch-you-must-first-invent-the-universe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/2013\/03\/14\/2013-03-14-if-you-wish-to-make-an-apple-pie-from-scratch-you-must-first-invent-the-universe\/","title":{"rendered":"2013.03.14: &#8220;If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I learned from Carl Sagan in &#8216;Cosmos&#8217;. In any case, it&#8217;s Pi(e) Day.<\/p>\n<p>For those who don&#8217;t pay attention, the simple &#8216;logic&#8217; is as follows: March 14 = 3\/14 (in the U.S.) = 3.14 = pi &#8230; pi Day!<\/p>\n<p>But if we &#8216;mirror&#8217; 3.14 we &#8216;get&#8217; PIE (don&#8217;t think too hard about it, just hard enough), so it&#8217;s also Pie Day, and in 2010, I think it was, I made four pies or so for our Pie Day activities, and additional pies were brought by colleagues for our pastry-heavy celebration.<\/p>\n<p>And March 14 is also Einstein&#8217;s birthday (1879); there are too many wonderful quotes by Albert that get tossed around (see also: <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikiquote.org\/wiki\/Albert_Einstein\">en.wikiquote.org\/wiki\/Albert_Einstein<\/a>, especially the &#8216;disputed&#8217; section), so I&#8217;ll just lead with one of my favorites and call it a day: &#8220;As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Links, Pie:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/rachelysanders\/definitive-ranking-of-the-20-most-important-pies\">Definitive Ranking of the 30 Most Important Pies<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/chrisritter16\/the-most-popular-pie-for-every-month\">The Most Popular Pie for Every Month<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Inside: Thai, not pie; left and right; a kitchen sojourn.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3 title=\"Thai Food and More\">I.<\/h3>\n<p>Ms. S. had Thursday-day free and so for lunch we headed downtown to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.surinofthailand.com\/tuscaloosa\/index.htm\">Sirin<\/a>, one of two Thai restaurants on the same block, more or less. We parked further away, back near Hooligan&#8217;s, and enjoyed a really fresh March day as we wandered along the sidewalk.<\/p>\n<p>Service was fine, though the woman working &#8216;font of the house&#8217;, so to speak, was perhaps a it overwhelmed, as she first took a bit to appear, then disappeared to find a table for us, served some people along the way, they set a table for us at a later point, and then showed us to our table. It was only a couple minutes and I&#8217;ve spilled too many words over this, leading a reader to believe, perhaps, that I found this a dire or even pressing situation, which it was not.<\/p>\n<p>But it was the only &#8216;bad&#8217; (or not good) part of the visit. Our actual server was great, and the menus provided more or less mirrored those available online. Alas, their specialty martinis ran about $10, so those were not going to be a lunch treat; the downloadable menu didn&#8217;t list their prices. For meat eaters there are plenty of lower-cost options on the lunch menu, such as a &#8216;spicy&#8217; beef salad, which had three peppers next to it; I&#8217;ve eaten at places where &#8216;medium&#8217; was rather hot and &#8216;hot&#8217; was only for the experienced diner, bot hot here was rather mellow. Piquant, I might say, and pleasantly so. I&#8217;ve found that to be the case in several environs where Thai restaurants are &#8230; rare.<\/p>\n<p>I always treat myself to an iced coffee or an iced tea, and today it was the former.<\/p>\n<p>Yum.<\/p>\n<h3 title=\"Left and Right Brain Bullshit\">II.<\/h3>\n<p>Another essay I&#8217;ll sketch here but never get around to writing is structured more or less as follows:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Intro: an anecdote about &#8220;Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain&#8221; from my childhood<\/li>\n<li>Part I: &#8220;Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain&#8221;, experience with the book, self-analysis according to the claims of the left-brain, right-brain dichotomy<\/li>\n<li>Part II: The left-brain, right-brain myth and debunking it<\/li>\n<li>Part III: The reality of brain lateralization and brain plasticity<\/li>\n<li>Conclusion: &#8230; something else leading to an anecdote about music or math or intuition or such, probably based in my adulthood<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That outline provides all the obvious, major points. The introduction and conclusion would each be short; parts one through three would each be subdivided into &#8212; probably &#8212; three sections.<\/p>\n<p>Instead of doing that writing right now, I instead provide a few links that circumlocute Part II for me relatively well:<\/p>\n<p>Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/reddit.com\/comments\/frmj6\/right_brain_left_brain\/\">Right brain Left brain<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/inyourwater.wordpress.com\/2012\/01\/16\/left-brained-right-brained-pop-psychology-horsepucky\/\">Left-Brained, Right-Brained Pop Psychology Horsepucky<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rationalskepticism.org\/psychology\/this-left-brained-right-brained-lark-t31730.html\">This &#8216;Left-Brained, Right-Brained&#8217; Lark<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.occamsdonkey.com\/2008\/08\/mind-myth-2-left-brain-right-brain.html\">Mind myth 2: Left brain right brain<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.psychologytoday.com\/blog\/brain-myths\/201206\/why-the-left-brain-right-brain-myth-will-probably-never-die\/\">Why the Left-Brain Right-Brain Myth Will Probably Never Die<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>You might just want to start with the last link, as it&#8217;s the more well-organized page.<\/p>\n<p>Colin Pantall&#8217;s blog post, despite the title &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/colinpantall.blogspot.com\/2010\/01\/left-brain-bullshit-producer-right.html\">Left Brain = Bullshit Producer, Right Brain = Bullshit Detector<\/a> &#8212; is not about the brain, but it provides the impetus for some interesting art criticism or meta-criticism, so I include it.<\/p>\n<p>A related topic? &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.livescience.com\/7113-tongue-map-tasteless-myth-debunked.html\">The Tongue Map: Tasteless Myth Debunked<\/a>&#8221; by Christopher Wanjek<\/p>\n<h3 title=\"Food Memes ... and sweet potatoes\">III.<\/h3>\n<p>Food, foodie, food blogging, and similar trends interest me. &#8216;Evidently&#8217; (air\/scare quotes intended for maximum ambivalence and\/or irony), &#8216;we&#8217; were all into certain things a while back, such as putting a frozen banana in a food processor to make &#8220;banana soft-serve&#8221;, our nearly instant non-dairy &#8220;ice cream&#8221;. Discovering and rediscovering this came and went in waves.<\/p>\n<p>And evidently last year we were into roasted chickpeas. I could say that I was into roasted chickpeas before X, Y, or Z, except that&#8217;s not true. While I learned about them via a &#8216;Good Eats&#8217; episode quite a while back it was only last year (first relatively early, then returned to this year, actually) that I revisited that episode and decided to roast some as a snack. And evidently this was a &#8216;thing&#8217; online on food blogs.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s always a &#8216;thing&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>And a follow up to roasting chickpeas is &#8230; roasting, say, lentils.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m fascinated by the &#8216;logic&#8217; (non-ironic quotes here, but the term is still a bit problematic) of how this could spread.<\/p>\n<p>My &#8216;experience&#8217; has a &#8216;starting point&#8217;; that &#8216;Good Eats&#8217; episode. That&#8217;s the origin, and I made it once. Later, based on my memories and on my desire to use up a batch of chickpeas I cooked, I decided to revisit this recipe\/technique. Another logical progression, all tied to my personal history. And yesterday, after making a large &#8212; 2lb &#8212; batch of blackeye peas, half of which I portioned into single servings and half of which went into a large plastic bow, I extrapolated from the chickpea experience and decided to expand it to other legumes. Why not, of course? And if cowpeas, why not lentils? &#8216;Obviously&#8217; my doing all this exists in a single causal chain limited to me, more or less, and going back to a television episode.<\/p>\n<p>And yet my doing these things coincides rather well, though sometimes a bit &#8216;behind the curve&#8217;, with what various food bloggers are writing about. In a sense I&#8217;m not inspired by them, as I only google to check details about how I might do a certain thing (a recipe variation, etc.) after I&#8217;ve decided to do it, and yet &#8216;my&#8217; &#8216;personal&#8217; actions track with the actions of an internet swarm.<\/p>\n<p>In recent years the term &#8216;meme&#8217; has taken on a meaning involving GIF files or similar images, cats and dogs, awkward and\/or mistranslated sayings, and so on, but were I to employ the term now &#8212; either literally or &#8216;metaphorically&#8217; (a semi-ironic reference to the meme&#8217;s origin as an information-centric analog of the bio-chemical gene, see Richard Dawkins, &#8220;The Selfish Gene&#8221; (1976)) &#8211;, I&#8217;d be thinking more of Dennett and Hofstadter, of &#8220;The Mind&#8217;s Eye&#8221; and of Hofstadter&#8217;s &#8220;Metamagical Themas&#8221;. All worth reading.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, to the kitchen I went. A half cup of cooked blackeye peas were rinsed, shaken dry, coated a bit with canola oil and salt and chili powder, and placed more or less single-layer in a 425F oven. Alongside them went a thinly-sliced sweet potato attempting to become sweet potato chips. And once the cowpeas were complete a batch of quickly cooked lentils received similar treatment.<\/p>\n<p>Notes: to turn either legume into a dry roasted treat I&#8217;d use a lower temperature and longer time, but getting crispy chips required more heat, and this was the compromise. But as-is or was-was, both were great, as they lost a good deal of moisture, shrank, and browned a little. I added both to a green salad with Italian dressing<\/p>\n<p>Related Links, Sweet Potatoes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tessadomesticdiva.com\/2012\/10\/paleo-oven-baked-sweet-potato-fries.html\">Crispy Paleo Oven Baked Sweet Potato Fries<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theartofdoingstuff.com\/guaranteed-crispy-sweet-potato-fries-sriracha-mayo-dip\/\">Guaranteed Crispy Sweet Potato Fries &amp; Sriracha Mayo Dip<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/minimalistbaker.com\/baked-sweet-potato-chips\/\">Baked Sweet Potato Chips<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Conclusion:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/donnad\/13-reminders-that-big-cats-are-basically-house-cats\">13 Reminders That Big Cats Are Basically House Cats<\/a><br \/>\n&#8230; #13 &#8230; yes &#8230; that reminds us of a certain E.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/business.time.com\/2013\/01\/25\/stop-surfing-the-internet-now\/\">Stop Surfing the Internet Now<\/a><br \/>\nAnd useful advice from that link? &#8220;Carry a notebook.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I learned from Carl Sagan in &#8216;Cosmos&#8217;. In any case, it&#8217;s Pi(e) Day. For those who don&#8217;t pay attention, the simple &#8216;logic&#8217; is as follows: March 14 = 3\/14 (in the U.S.) = 3.14 = pi &#8230; pi Day! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/2013\/03\/14\/2013-03-14-if-you-wish-to-make-an-apple-pie-from-scratch-you-must-first-invent-the-universe\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[474,181,473,472,470,471],"class_list":["post-734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-various-and-sundry","tag-essay-outline","tag-food","tag-left-brain-right-brain","tag-memes","tag-sweet-potatoes","tag-thai"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}