{"id":785,"date":"2013-04-19T21:15:23","date_gmt":"2013-04-20T02:15:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/?p=785"},"modified":"2013-04-19T21:48:11","modified_gmt":"2013-04-20T02:48:11","slug":"dinner-quick-dirty-and-delicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/2013\/04\/19\/dinner-quick-dirty-and-delicious\/","title":{"rendered":"Dinner: Quick, Dirty, and Delicious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Top Chef Canada&#8217; is back and we&#8217;re watching it; it was also our dinner time, and I decided to try something new (to me): oysters.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>I.<\/h3>\n<p>It&#8217;s possible that as a child I had oyster stew or chowder or similar, perhaps just oysters served at a function or gathering, and I found them disgusting. I have a vague memory of this but not a precise one. I know that I <em>wanted<\/em> to like oysters. We would go to the coast on vacation and I loved clams. I loved clam strips, I loved clam chowder, and I loved buckets of freshly steamed clams &#8230; a little butter for dipping. Popping open shells.<\/p>\n<p>And weren&#8217;t oysters just like clams?<\/p>\n<p>No.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously not. At least I also liked mussels. I was for a while fixated on oysters because a cookbook for kids that I had contained an oyster chowder recipe, and as we never had oysters I could never make it for my family. But I thought about it. Quite a bit. And now in 2013 I wonder whether that cookbook still resides boxed away in my father&#8217;s garage.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, I&#8217;ve always had to settle for oyster crackers.<\/p>\n<h3>II.<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Smoked Oysters &#8212; <a title=\"Smoked Oysters - yummy ways to eat\" href=\"http:\/\/chowhound.chow.com\/topics\/398737\">yummy ways to eat?<\/a> (Chow.com)<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Smoked Oysters In A Can: Good Stuff or Nasty?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thegearpage.net\/board\/archive\/index.php\/t-1086421.html\">Smoked Oysters In A Can: Good Stuff or Nasty?<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Smoked Oysters: <a title=\"Smoked Oysters: More Than Just a Topping for Crackers\" href=\"http:\/\/www.domenicacooks.com\/2011\/04\/smoked-oysters-a-shared-obsession\/\">More Than Just a Topping for Crackers<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Smoked Oysters\" href=\"http:\/\/www.seriouseats.com\/talk\/2011\/02\/smoked-oysters.html\">Smoked Oysters <\/a>(Serious Eats)<\/li>\n<li><a title=\"6 Surprising Facts about Oysters\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rodale.com\/benefits-eating-oysters-0\">6 Surprising Facts about Oysters<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>III.<\/h3>\n<p>The other day while shopping I picked up several tins of sardines, but also another can of kipper snacks and, on a lark, a can of smoked oysters. Due to that vague childhood experience and memory I&#8217;ve avoided oysters for decades, not that the opportunity to eat them has come up on anything resembling a requent basis. I told myself, perhaps if I go to the (right) coast, I&#8217;ll get some fresh oysters.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>It was time for &#8216;Top Chef Canada&#8217;. I had no crackers. But I had:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>a can of smoked oysters<\/li>\n<li>a nicely sliced pickle<\/li>\n<li>some pretzels and a spicy Russian mustard<\/li>\n<li>some Tabasco<\/li>\n<li>a freshly poured glass of beer<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Take the can from the cardboard box. Pull back the lid. Spear with a fork and consume. Sprinkle with Tabasco, spear with a fork, and consume. Dip in mustard and consume. And soon the can is empty, though the cats would love to check it out.<\/p>\n<p>At first the echoes of hot sauce discourage them. I remove the peeled back lid, place the tin on the kitchen floor, and when I come back later it has been licked clean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Top Chef Canada&#8217; is back and we&#8217;re watching it; it was also our dinner time, and I decided to try something new (to me): oysters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[115,550,551,549],"class_list":["post-785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-2","tag-beer","tag-childhood","tag-mustard","tag-oysters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=785"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/785\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.universalem.org\/homo_aestheticus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}