Archive: December, 2021

Tired and Wired …

… twired.

Either what a toddler is most of the time, or the result of drinking original 4-Loko and similar.

First we drink Manhattans

… then we eat Berliners.

Back in my day …

… we didn’t call it non-binary. We called it David Bowie.

Can Brad and Angelina …

… take a lesson from “Mrs. Doubtfire” (1993) and learn to get along for the sake of the kids? (Mainly: Brad — study this, become a nanny …)

Song 9

It’s where you re-edit Winterbottom’s “9 Songs”, all the musical cues are from Blur, and every sex scene is punctuated by “Woo-hoo!”