Slow cookers.

There are no Crock Pots of murder, but pressure cookers? L&O:SVU has you covered.

… twired.

Either what a toddler is most of the time, or the result of drinking original 4-Loko and similar.

… then we eat Berliners.

… we didn’t call it non-binary. We called it David Bowie.

… take a lesson from “Mrs. Doubtfire” (1993) and learn to get along for the sake of the kids? (Mainly: Brad — study this, become a nanny …)

It’s where you re-edit Winterbottom’s “9 Songs”, all the musical cues are from Blur, and every sex scene is punctuated by “Woo-hoo!”

Clearly Viggo Mortensen became David Cronenberg’s muse, but more importantly, it’s clearly the case that A History of Violence and Eastern Promises are Cronenberg’s takes on Raw Deal and Red Heat respectively, with Viggo in the Arnold roles. Right?

… Dateline is all about white women in Utah being killed by their boyfriends or husbands, so they should change the title of the show.

… here comes Jonald.